Ken's Cyber Cave: Equal Opportunity Affair Terminator

Friday, December 2, 2016

Equal Opportunity Affair Terminator

This article title sounds violent. It is actually a very humane and peaceful way of terminating affairs. Even Arnold Schwarzengger could have recommended Maria Shriver to use this "terminator".

Earlier this year I have posted an affair fix using a metal rooster. But this fix is gender specific-- fixing males only. In this post, I will show you an equal opportunity affair terminator.

This fix is for those (male or female) who wants to keep the unfaithful partner for any reasons, like needing a meal ticket. It will work for both male and female "offenders".

In Chinese metaphysics, affairs are attributed to one's "peach blossom" star. Therefore, to fix affair problems, the logical step is to work on the offender's "peach blossom" location within his/ her residence.

"Peach blossom" is a pretty fragile star and dislikes plants with sharp needles sitting there. Therefore, to eliminate an unfaithful spouse's affair or preventing affair from happening, is to put a plant with sharp needles, like a cactus plant, on his/her peach blossom location. This will weaken his/ her peach blossom luck.

Peach blossom location is calculated in terms of one's Chinese Zodiac animal sign. Read below for details:

PEOPLE WHOSE CHINESE ANIMAL SIGNS ARE:

MONKEY (years born: 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016, 2028, 2040)
RAT (years born: 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020, 2032, 2044)
DRAGON (years born: 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012, 2024, 2036)
-- peach blossom location is in the WEST sector of the house

PIG (years born: 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1994, 2007, 2019, 2031, 2043 )
RABBIT (years born: 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011, 2023, 2035 )
RAM (years born: 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015, 2027, 2039 )
-- peach blossom location is in the NORTH sector of the house

SNAKE (years born: 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2025, 2037)
ROOSTER (years born: 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017, 2029, 2041)
OX (years born: 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009, 2021, 2033, 2045)
-- peach blossom location is in the SOUTH sector of the house