Showing posts with label adoption. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adoption. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

"Tang Ping" Wealth-attracting Cat 躺平招財貓

Do you want to attract wealth without making much effort?  If yes, today is your lucky day!  No purchase necessarily, no soliciting phone call/ email and DON'T email me.

All you need is to print out the "Tang Ping" wealth-attracting cat (躺平招財貓) below and put it where you stay most of the time, like your desk.  Then once or twice a day,  you stare at this photo and visualize money rolling in.


"Tang Ping" (躺平) is a buzzword meaning "lying flat" originated in China recently.  It refers to a new lifestyle trend of some Chinese young people.  They give up materialism or "rat race", vow to not getting married, procreating no baby and buying no real estate.  They make little or no effort for materialistic gains and fame or "lying flat".  They live frugally or in surviving mode.  This could be China's homebrew version of "hippie" or counter-culture.

"Tang Ping" in our case of wealth-attracting cat means getting wealth without making much effort!

The cat in this photo is my resident cat Lily, also known as Feng Shui Master Lily, Buddha's pet and Buddha's White Tiger (right guard).  She demonstrates the secret posture of attracting wealth while lying down in the photo.

When you get your effortless money, Master Lily requests that you send her 10 cans of cat food or USD$10 or donate to your local animal humane society.

"Ken, what should I do if money does not show up after a month or two with this Tang Ping kitty?"

This means you do not have enough merit or good karma points to get this wealth.  Simply go to your local animal humane society and adopt a real cat to pump up your merit.  Do not buy this kitty from a pet shop.

Good Luck!

Ken Lai

Video Correspondence Courses: (click for details)

“Visual Bazi: Wealth Secrets and Maximization” w/ 18 hr. HD video
“Advanced Visual Form Feng Shui”  w/23 hr. HD video
“Visual Form Feng Shui” w/13 hr. HD video
“Applied Bazi: Sickness Forecasting and Management” w/33 hr. HD video 
“Destiny/Luck Mgmt. 1: Forecasting and Decision Support” w/32 hr. HD video
“Luck Enhancement and Misfortune Mitigation with Bazi and Feng Shui” w/ 45 hrs. HD video
“Feng Shui Toolbox: Sha-qi, Health/Wealth and Career” w/ 7 hr. HD video
“Period 9 Feng Shui Bible w/ P8/ 9 Period Upgrade Advisor” w/ 14 hr. HD video
“Practical Date-Selection Methods (incl. XKDG) w/ 12 hr. video
“Practical Imperial Qi-Men-Dun-Jia 4G” w/ 12 hr. video
“Professional Imperial QMDJ 4G” w/ 21 hr. video
“EZ QMDJ series: Astrology, Date/Task Selection, Annual Luck/ FS”w/ 3 hr. HD
“EZ QMDJ Advanced Feng Shui” with 4 hr. HD video
“Daoist Talismans for Feng Shui/Blessing” w/ 24 hr video
“Practical Door Feng Shui for Wealth” w/ 3 hr. video
“4-Pillars Forecasting Bootcamp+ ″ w/ 18 hr. video 

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Sunday, February 19, 2017

Erotic cat stories?

 VALENTINE CAT 
 
































 "Bagel" was adopted by Mr. Chiang in Taiwan a few months ago.   She is a playful cat and likes to wake up her owner in the middle of the night to clean her litter box after she has peeved.  Obviously, Bagel is a cleanliness freak.

A few days ago at Valentine day,  Mr. Chiang has discovered the heart-shape pattern in Bagel's front legs when she is in the upright sitting position.  He has posted the picture on social media and it becomes viral.


WILL WORK FOR CAT FOOD

"Wang-wang"  and "Sugar" are "shop cats" in Tai-Po, Hong Kong.  They greet customers in the shop and are popular in the area.  Their owner wants the cats to be self-supportive.  He posts this "price list" for touching, kissing , hugging and taking photo with the cats.  The prices here are in Hong Kong dollars  (US$1 = HK$7.75)

Someone has posted this price list to social media.  It has generated many comments.  Some netizens said the menu items are limited.  These cats can expand their service to escort, over-night services, dating and the likes.  One comments that fortunately that there is no charge for looking at the cats.

SUGAR DADDY WANTED BY A YOUNG AND GORGEOUS FEMALE 

































The owner of this female cat wants someone else to take over her in Hong Kong.  It seems this owner is not well educated in Chinese language.  The Chinese sign shows "Sugar Daddy Wanted" in the photo above.

The Chinese characters "包養" (bao-yang) means "keeping a mistress" or "sugar daddy" in English.   S/he should have used the verb "收養" (shou-yang) for "adoption".

Probably being a sugar daddy for a cat is much easier and happier than the "real thing".  A cat may complain a little or peeve on your bed, but will never ask for a diamond ring or LV handbag.

Ken Lai

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“Advanced Visual Form Feng Shui” w/23 hr. HD video
“Visual Form Feng Shui” w/13 hr. HD video
“Destiny/Luck Mgmt. 1: Forecasting and Decision Support” w/32 hr. HD video
“Destiny/Luck Mgmt. 2: Basic Bazi Therapy w/18 hr. HD video
“Destiny/Luck Mgmt. 3 w/ Advanced Bazi Therapy w/18 hr. HD video
“Feng Shui Toolbox: Sha-qi, Health/Wealth and Career” w/ 7 hr. HD video
“Period 7/8 FS Toolkit w/ Advanced Flying Star techniques” w/ 6 hr. HD video
“Practical Date-Selection Methods (incl. XKDG) w/ 12 hr. video
“Practical Imperial Qi-Men-Dun-Jia 4G” w/ 12 video
“Professional Imperial QMDJ 4G” w/ 21 hr. video
“EZ QMDJ series: Astrology, Date/Task Selection, Annual Luck/ FS”w/ 3 hr. HD
“EZ QMDJ Advanced Feng Shui” with 4 hr. HD video
“Daoist Talismans for Feng Shui/Blessing” w/ 24 hr video
“Practical Door Feng Shui for Wealth” w/ 3 hr. video
“4-Pillars Forecasting Bootcamp+ 2017 edition” with 18 hr. video

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Monday, October 7, 2013

Little Miracle x 6

Oh!  Monday again.  But I hope the following photo story will make your day.

The following story was reported on Oct. 25 (2013) in a Chinese blog.  A young couple travels to the Shinjang, the Northwest part of China.  They had stopped by a windmill generators areas to take some photos.

While taking a photo, a little white animal ran towards the couple.  They thought it was a cat because it is pretty small.


It is a white dog and looks skinny but friendly to the couple.  From the body shape,  "she" is a nursing mother dog!   The couple feel sorry for her weak physical state.

           After walking along a few minutes, mother dog ran away from the couple.

Mother dog ran a few meters and then turned around to see if the couple follow her. She then wagged her tail as if signaling the couple something.  She had repeated this ran and wagged actions a few times. 

She ran toward the wood.  The couple suddenly realized that the dog may want to show them something inside the wood.

    The couple followed the white dog into the wood.

Mother dog showed them her litter of puppies hidden in the wood!

These puppies seemed to have not seen any human being before.  They were scared.

Mother dog comforted and reassured her puppies.

The couple thought that snow season will come soon and these puppies will perish if they do not act.  They also thought that the mother dog seek their help to care for the puppies.

The puppies ran around to escape being picked up by the couple and their friend.  Surprisingly, mother dog did not stop the couple from picking up her puppies.

It took them over an hour to catch all the puppies.  "I love a man holding a puppy".  The wife wrote.

The wife use a jacket to improvise a bag to hold the puppies.

3 puppies in the bag.  More to come!

5 lovely puppies in the bag!

Mother dog had watched the couple picking up her puppies without making a noise.  It seemed she trusts the couple to handle her puppies.

Suddenly, mother dog laid down, as if she felt relieved that the puppies are taken care of.

Let's pick up the mother too or we will need a cow. She looks at ease right now.

The good Samaritans took the dog family to their car.

Mother dog was very thirsty.  She drank half a bottle of water.

A nice folk gave the couple a box to carry the dog family.

4 + 1 puppies-- how lovely!

"Sit tight!  Car is moving.  Have a happy ride."

They went to a restaurant and fed mother dog a cake.  She is too weak and hungry to eat meat at least for a few days.

The puppies had drawn some admirers!

And more admirers.

Mother dog watched over and fed the puppies at the same time.

Take a walk and water break at a rest area.

"Your puppies are still here."

Smiling puppy?

More smiling puppies!


POSTSCRIPT:  The original title of this blog photo essay is "Happenstance:  Great touching maternal love of a mother dog" (奇遇记:狗妈伟大的母爱触动心灵).  It solicits help for the transportation and placement of these puppies.  Readers have offered suggestions and adoption proposals.  Most are happy to see mother dog and her puppies saved from winter snow and  their notorious dog-eating countrymen.

A homeless dog coming into one's family is considered as "good for wealth" luck by the Chinese.  However, the opposite is for homeless cat.  But being a cat is safer than being a dog because cat is not eaten as often as dog by the Chinese.  You win some and lose some.

May all homeless pets are as fortunate as this dog family.


Ken Lai

"Visual Form Feng Shui" with 13 hours HD video 
"Advanced Visual Form Feng Shui" with 23 hours HD video 
"Destiny/Luck Mgmt. w/ Bazi- Basic/ Advanced w/18 hr. HD video each
"Feng Shui Toolbox: Sha-qi, Health/Wealth & Career" w/ 7 hr. HD video
"Period 7/8 Feng Shui Toolkit w/ Advanced Flying Star techniques" w/ 6 hr. HD video
"Practical Date-Selection Methods (incl. XKDG) w/ 12 hr. video
"Practical Imperial Qi-men-Dun-Jia 4G" w/ 12 hr. video
"Advanced Practical Imperial QMDJ 4G" w/ 16 hr. video
"Professional Imperial QMDJ 4G" w/ 21 hr. video
"EZ QMDJ series: Astrology, Date/Task Selection, Annual Luck/Feng Shui"w/ 3 hr. HD
"EZ QMDJ Advanced Feng Shui" with 4 hr. HD video
"Daoist Talismans for Feng Shui/Blessing" w/ 24 hr video
"Practical Door Feng Shui for Wealth" w/ 3 hr. video
"4-Pillars Forecasting Bootcamp" with 12 hr. video

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